2 Nov 2014

From the Lilliputan's journal: How to dance the ''Wiggle''

In order for you to dance the ''Wiggle'' dance you need the following: (some of which can be replaced with either a squid's blue-indigo ink jar or a ball of Mongolian goat fluff!)

A pair of red shoes and a dried acorn hat,
A pound of wild rice and a tabby fat cat.
Two Icelandic horse shoes and a non-tick-tack clock,
Be prepared to spin twice and shout ''Wigglewamp!''.

A toothpick for dwarfs and some Danish wood clogs,
An Eskimo kiss on a rooster's red comb.
A pink hedgehog's belly and a gnome's pointy cap,
While you sneeze poppy seeds and play the bagpipes!

If you still don't quite manage then follow my Wiggle,
As I grew up big eating Kentucky fried chicken.
Kid's don't be shy and follow my Wiggle,
As ma' mama said once:

''- You can't spin, then why not just GWIGGLE!?''


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